holidays and jokes. /// 6:54 am
haha! I got this from teri's blog.
Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah. Then Ah Beng started show off...
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*
The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*
The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated
This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
lol! hahah! Today when i woke up and logged into the computer, i found myself to something slightly sickening. i almost lurched. haha but i wont say, cos its rather.... well very very very mean.
Its the summer hols, and you can see that i havent touched this blog for very long. Why? Cos i didnt have the heart to do it. I would write it, but then only to find out that i was penning down my frustrations. I would then get very irritated, and then i would be rather frustrated after that.
To update you, during this summer i have been doing these:
- procrastinating my chem
- abit of ms sng's project
- sleeping
- eating
- walking around pudong aimlessly with my mum
- or 静安庙 there at 久光
- went out once to starbucks with siwon and christine.......
- playing internet games
- dreaming.
- worrying for my father
yeah basically that. My father had a blocked coronary artery, so he went back to singapore for a stem. And he was rather delighted to show us the video of the doctors inserting the balloon and the stem into his artery..... it was even on some fancy-schmanzy cd. and then he repeatedly showed us the spot where his artery was 90% blocked and how the dye flowed through the veins. This made me reconsider my future profession. As in cardiac surgeons. they earn gazillllllllliiiiiiioooonnnnsssss. Because a simple adding in of the stem cost S$20,000/++ But then the downside. A heart surgeon can only perform a limited number of surgeries in their entire whole life time..... which means that its while stocks last,
Its that time of month for me to become crappy, irritable and act like some hormonal pregnant lady, Argh! make it go away!
Yesterday i was watching part of a movie acted by Elijah Wood. (I sort of spent a few minutes trying to find out what movie it was till i realised that the actor wasnt Tobey Maguire. --'. well they look slightly alike.) Its called 'Everything is Illuminated'. Its about this jewish american guy that went back to his home roots in Russia to find out where is his grandfather. He hires this heritage tour group to help him along with his journey. Its rather funny, cause the tour guides carried the dog along with them and called it the elder man's bitch. lol
When they found out the village, it wasnt a village, but an old lady. The house was off the road and was surrounded by a field of sunflowers, like a fortress. It looked so......... magical. Then when the old lady said she had waited so long for the day for him to come, I sort of realised why she stayed there, surrounded by sunflowers. It wasnt because it was pretty, but then its sort of kept her safe, kept her hopes up, and happy.
darn. cant write anymore. stomach hurts like hell, and mind to droopy to write. too-lu-lu!
